F**K!!!!!!!!

WARNING:

THE PHOTOS YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE WILL NOT BE VERY PLEASING TO THE EYES... SERIOUSLY...
THIS IS NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED...

Ok, so this is what happened...


There's this basketball league here where I live...


And I was dragged by my neighbors to join...


I mean, I'm a friggin football and tennis player...


How hard could it be to play basketball right?


So I joined...

Luckily, my team was able to reach the semi-finals...

We were against the roughest team in the tournament...

In the first quarter, I got elbowed in my ribs and I twisted my right ankle...

But I continued on...

Second quarter, me and this other guy was chasing for the ball...

He left his foot on the path of my left foot...

So my left foot kinda tripped on it then twisted it...

INSTANT SPRAIN!!!

F**K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I almost cried...

It was that painful...

As soon as I twisted it, I knew I wouldn't be able to continue...

But I tried playing it out so that my team wouldn't be forfeited...

After a few minutes though, my ankle blew up like tennis ball...

My mom told me to stop playing to prevent aggravating it...

We had to get another player from another team to take my place...

It was 3-on-3 lang kasi so walang mga sub...

The other team agreed as long as they get to substitute one of their players who

was "injured" as well...

We had no choice to agree or else we'd be forfeited...

So the motherf**kers got the best player in the tournament...

They ended up winning the game...

But who cares?

Nangangareer kasi yung mga yun e...

Para namang malalagay mo yun sa resume mo pag nag-apply ka sa trabaho... tsk!

It's just a game...

But look what the a**holes left me...



This is a photo of my left ankle... Look how blown up it is...


This is the side view... Grabe noh?


And finally, the top view... How painful is that huh?

Because of this, I'm gonna be stuck at home for maybe a week til it gets strong
enough to run with...

Can't go to the gym... Can't go to Muay Thai... Can't drive... Can't even go jogging...

I'm going to be so miserable...

THIS IS BAD FOR MY SEXY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

"SEXY TIME"

S E X Y T I M E

WARNING:

PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED

WARNING:

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

WARNING:

ONLY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS SHOULD TRY SUCH THINGS









PRESENTING..................







" SEXY TIME "


















" WOW LEGS "




" GAME FACE AND PAWIS "





" BUY 1 TAKE 3 "





" HAPPY HUBAD "





" MMMMM... WHOLESOME "




" LOLO FOR SALE "





" ART "




" GAY IN HER PAST LIFE "




" YOU WANT SOME? COME GET SOME "




" HOMER HOMER "




" PUSH ME AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME "





" BABOY LIFTING WITH 3 FINGERS "




" SINGING NAKED OLD MAN "




" PIGLET FLEX "




" DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE??? "




" TA TA TA TA TA TA "




" SEXY POURING SAUCE "





" G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S "




" MACHETE "




" I'M THE TERMINATOR "




" MMMM... YUMMY "




" BAKSHLA "

" FIERCE CAT "






" BALL "






" ISHLEP NA "






" LEGS "






" BEBE"






" SMILE "






" ULTIMATE SEXY TIME "




FEEL FREE TO GRAB THESE PHOTOS

THEY'RE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY

ENJOY!!!

SEXY TIME!!!

My Doggy Fulfills My Dream To Be A Model

"c'mon chase!!! bring out the emotion!!! work the character!!!"

TITLE: LITTLE WHITE RIDING HOOD



"give a smile! oh beautiful!!! yes! chest out!!! PERFECT!!!"

TITLE: HAPPY RIDING HOOD




"the tongue!!! work the tongue!!! Yes! More! More! YES!!!"

TITLE: BLEH



"your depressed! your miserable! your sad! show me the sadness! make me feel what your feeling! show it in the eyes!!! that's it!!!"

TITLE: I'M HUNGRY AND JP DOESN'T WANT TO GIVE ME FOOD




"show me strength in your stance! gorgeous! powerful! be powerful! be dominant! you're a king! you are the master! MAKE ME AFRAID!!! YES!!! THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!"

TITLE: I NEED TO TAKE A PISS

Falling in Love

***THIS ISN'T MY WORK. MY FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME. SO THE AUTHOR MUST BE ANONYMOUS***

(ADDED PHOTOS SO THAT THE PIECE OF LITERATURE MAY BE UNDERSTOOD BETTER)



Falling In Love

When you think of your past love, you may view it as a
failure
But when you find new love, you will view the past as
a teacher
In the game of love, it does not really matter who
wins or loses.
What is important is that you know when to hold on and
when to let go!
You know you really love someone when you want him or
her to be happy,even if their happiness means that
you've not part of it.
Everything happens for the best.
If the person you love doesn't love you back, don't be
afraid to love someone else again, for you'll never
know unless you give it a try.



You'll never love a person you love unless you risk
for love.
Love strives in hurting. In love you don't get hurt,
you don't learn how to love.
Love doesn't hurt all the time though the hurting is
still there to test you, to help you grow.
Don't find love… Let love find you.
That's why it's called falling in love
Because you don't force yourself to fall. You just
fall.



You cannot finish a book without closing its chapters.
If you want to go on, then you have to leave the past
as you turn the pages size.
Love is not destroyed by a single failure or won by a
single caress.
It is a lifetime venture in which we are always
learning, discovering and growing.



The greatest irony of love is letting go when you need
to hold on,and holding on when you need to let go.
We lose someone we love only when we are destined to
find someone else who can love us even more that we
can love ourselves.



On falling out of love, take sometime to heal and then
get back on the horse.
But don't ever make the same mistake of riding the
same one that threw you the first time.
To love is to risk rejection. To live is to risk
death. To hope is to risk failure. But risk must be
taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk
nothing!



To reach for another is to risk involvement.
To expose your feelings is to expose true self.
To love is to risk not to be loved in return.



How to define love:
Fall, but not stumble,
Be constant but not too persistent,
Share and be unfair,Understand and try not to demand,
Hurt but never keep pain.



Love is like a knife.
It can stab the heart or it can carve wonderful images
into the soul that always lasts for a lifetime.
Love is supposed to be the most wonderful feeling.
It should inspire you and give you joy and strength.
But sometimes the things that give you joy can also
hurt you in the end.
Loving people means giving them the freedom who they
choose to be and where they choose to be.



"For me, knowing that I'd die, I lived without regret"

"Have faith only in what you see with your own eyes,
feel with your own heart,
and prove by your own strength"
Homura Taishi



Moseley's addictive fic writer.

KNC: and the Ribbon of Destiny

One dark day...

In a nearby house...

In a nearby village...

Somewhere in Parañaque...

This guy



this guy




and this guy



decided to study together for a very important exam...

Little did they know though that it was the time when they would encounter the Ribbon of Destiny...

It came to them in a very unlikely source... A PIZZA BOX... It was tied around the pizza box... At first look it seemed like an ordinary ribbon... But soon they experienced it's awesome power!!!

It turned them into something they never imagined they could be... BALLERINAS!!!

They were dancing, waving the ribbon all across the room with beauty, grace and poise...

The power was overwhelming...

The ribbon transformed them into different people...

SEE WHAT THE RIBBON DID TO THEM!!! SEE FOR YOURSELF!!!

The once quiet, shy JP turned into a mess



and was given powers to do eggrolls...


The once innocent, calm Geoff turned into a maniac



he was given the power to turn into wood... MACHETE



and he was given a long tongue...



and the ability to be brokeback...



and the ability of sweating like a pig...



And the biggest transformation of all!!! The once youthful, exuberant Monch turned into...



But the power was too much for 3 young men!!! So the Ribbon went out to seek 4 more!!!

It's targets:

A smart person...




A weak person...



A simple person...



And a happy person...




The power of the ribbon gave them all new, unique capabilities...
And formed them into new individuals

Nico, the smart person became... Not so smart...



ER, the weak person became... MACHO



and was given a trustee companion... Mark



Teptep, the simple person became... FABULOUS



and was bestowed upon the power of pulling off the pretty while tipsy look...



And TJ, the happy person became... Maangas na malakas humirit na maraming alam tungkol sa Science



and was given the task to be the gatekeeper of the group...

THUS K N C WAS BORN...

The Ribbon gave them one final responsibility...

To be stewards...

They were to have dominion over...



The process was complete...

The Ribbon disappeared into the dark night...

Never to be seen again...

But KNC...

K N C lived on...