KNC: and the Ribbon of Destiny

One dark day...

In a nearby house...

In a nearby village...

Somewhere in Parañaque...

This guy



this guy




and this guy



decided to study together for a very important exam...

Little did they know though that it was the time when they would encounter the Ribbon of Destiny...

It came to them in a very unlikely source... A PIZZA BOX... It was tied around the pizza box... At first look it seemed like an ordinary ribbon... But soon they experienced it's awesome power!!!

It turned them into something they never imagined they could be... BALLERINAS!!!

They were dancing, waving the ribbon all across the room with beauty, grace and poise...

The power was overwhelming...

The ribbon transformed them into different people...

SEE WHAT THE RIBBON DID TO THEM!!! SEE FOR YOURSELF!!!

The once quiet, shy JP turned into a mess



and was given powers to do eggrolls...


The once innocent, calm Geoff turned into a maniac



he was given the power to turn into wood... MACHETE



and he was given a long tongue...



and the ability to be brokeback...



and the ability of sweating like a pig...



And the biggest transformation of all!!! The once youthful, exuberant Monch turned into...



But the power was too much for 3 young men!!! So the Ribbon went out to seek 4 more!!!

It's targets:

A smart person...




A weak person...



A simple person...



And a happy person...




The power of the ribbon gave them all new, unique capabilities...
And formed them into new individuals

Nico, the smart person became... Not so smart...



ER, the weak person became... MACHO



and was given a trustee companion... Mark



Teptep, the simple person became... FABULOUS



and was bestowed upon the power of pulling off the pretty while tipsy look...



And TJ, the happy person became... Maangas na malakas humirit na maraming alam tungkol sa Science



and was given the task to be the gatekeeper of the group...

THUS K N C WAS BORN...

The Ribbon gave them one final responsibility...

To be stewards...

They were to have dominion over...



The process was complete...

The Ribbon disappeared into the dark night...

Never to be seen again...

But KNC...

K N C lived on...